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BRITNEY SPEARS IS PREGNANT ... again. May the tabloids have mercy on her and her offspring and dependents (e.g. husband Kevin Federline). Us Weekly says that Spears is looking at ways to ditch Federline, a person that most everyone can feel comfortable with despising. As for the bun in the oven, everyone could tell that Spears' expanding midsection was hiding something. So on "The Late Show With David Letterman," she came out with the news everyone expected. Get all the Spears goodness (if that's what you can call it) at Pop Sugar.
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» "Inside Britney’s Troubles" [Us Weekly]
» "Britney Wants Out" [Pop Sugar]

» COMPARE: As you might know, there's been a lot of interest in Ashlee Simpson's new nose. There are more important things going on in the world, but yet, there are those who are in awe of the new sculpted ornament on her face. Look at the before and after over at Tabloid Whore. And City Rag asks a very good question: "So now who's the hottest Simpson?" What will be sister Jessica's next move? [Tabloid Whore; City Rag]

» BOBBY BROWN: RELATIONSHIP GURU We can't say that we watch Tyra Banks' talk show. But Bobby Brown was on telling Banks about the secrets of the success of his relationship with Whitney Houston. Something about "stickability" ... "something that is, you know, you gotta fight, you gotta fight hard and love hard." Whatever that means. For a full recap of all the fun and games, check out FourFour. Includes audio and video for the rest of your afternoon. [FourFour]

» ARTS AND CRAFTS: Finally, there's a good reuse for Batman kid's underwear. [Craft Bits via Boing Boing]