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Jabba the Cat. SHE LIKES CHICKEN, SHE LIKES LIVER, SHE LIKES IT ALL: Meet Molly the cat, who is up for adoption in Merrifield, Va. Her size is "large." Just in case you didn't catch that, they reiterate: "Molly is a larger lady." In other words, this is a fatass cat. 'That's all right,' you are thinking, 'I'll whip that feline fanny into shape.' Hmm, good luck on that, as she "tends to be laid back and relaxed" and is "not too much of an athlete" (her favorite pastime is to "snooze") -- although "she can really hustle down the staircase when it's suppertime." Face it, this ballooning furball has become accustomed to a sedentary lifestyle, and it's not like you can exactly stick her on a treadmill. It seems what you are basically adopting is a living throw pillow -- except one that doesn't like to be picked up, because her "extra girth is uncomfortable in that position."
» "Molly."

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