Window Shopper: Pick-Up Lines

YOUR CALL: Here's one possible scenario: An Arlington girl is having a surprise party for her boyfriend and needs him picked up and brought to it. Having one of his friends fetch him would, she believes, "give it away" (er, why?), but having a "hot girl or "group of hot girls" that he doesn't know pick him up, apparently, would not clue him in at all that something unusual was going on. Then, she/they "and of course ALL your friends" (caps not added) come to the party as well! And, if you think that's sketchy, the girlfriend has included a professional-looking photo of herself in a bikini. Wow, she looks just like a model, so it's all totally normal and you and all your hottie girlfriends will fit right in!

Here's another scenario: A bunch of guys are having a party, but no women will be there. So they cop a suspicious cover to dupe a group of attractive ladies into showing up. To lure them in, they attach a photo of a model that they stole from somewhere else.

A strange idea for a surprise, or a stag party-prevention maneuver? We'll leave that judgment up to you.

» "Need hot girl(s) for party and friends."

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