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Window Shopper: Smudged Kittens

Actually, the whole cat looks like a smudge.WEIRD INTRODUCTIONS SCENARIO:
YOU: "Very nice to meet you!"
HIM: "I have the prettiest eyes -- looks like one will be blue and the other may be green. I have a small gray smudge on my head."
YOU: --*blank stare*--
YOU: "Why, yes, yes you do have a small gray smudge on your head."

Note to this Rockville humane society: nobody would immediately volunteer information about freakish spots on their head. Not even a cat.
» "Fir/Foster."

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