Window Shopper: Ye Olde Gimcrack

GOES PERFECT WITH YOUR JESTER BOTTLE-HOLDER: Last time you were at the Renaissance Festival, did you forget to pick up some tacky, overpriced memorabilia of the staged, not-as-cool-as-you-expected jousting tournament? Well, before you become overcome with concern that you may one day forget how two tired-seeming horses trotted wearily toward each other while costumed dorks bellowed HUZZAH!, check out this "Medieval Jousting Knight" made of glamorous polyresin and "handpainted to look just like a real classic knight" (because if they had handpainted the knight to look like a circus clown, that'd be weird). And if you have any doubts about the knickknack's caliber, it's museum-quality, provided you are referring to the National Museum of American Kitschy Junk.
» "Medieval jousting knight."

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