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Window Shopper: Bad Doll

Great, whatever. Where are the Beanie Babies?LIL' MISS POSESSED BY SATAN: We don't understand why people buy porcelain dolls — it's not like kids can play with them, unless you want them to chip a tooth. And we especially don't understand why people buy porcelain dolls that are primed to give everyone nightmares. Take this specimen for sale in Pasadena, Md. Is it smiling? Crying? Gleefully anticipating its confiscation of your soul as soon as go to bed? None of this will matter to collectors, however, who will toss all reservations aside after reading these five words: "Comes with two Beanie Babies."
» "Beautiful porcelain doll 25'' by artist Fayzah Spanos."

» WINDOW SHOPPER is our daily look at the best -- and worst -- of classified advertising. For more Window Shopper, click here. (And feel free to send us your classified picks.)

COMMENTS (2)

  • From the listing: "HER NAME IS I'M A COLLECTOR TOO."

    Man. Fancy monicker. Must be French.

    By AUA , Posted July 6, 2006 2:34 PM

  • That creepy doll reminds me of this creepy girl with a magic key that I posted about! Freaky!

    By MappyB , Posted July 6, 2006 4:39 PM
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