Local Blog Log: Close Your Open-Book Life?

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TO ALL THE CARRIE BRADSHAW wannabes out there: Please remember that "Sex and the City" ended its run on HBO many years ago. Once you have come to terms with this fact, please read this beautifully constructed thinkpiece written by Virgle Kent (posted on RooshV) that contains language and content that might be upsetting to sensitive eyes and/or self-esteems about how to start a "successful" dating blog. There's an easy formula to follow. Here's an excerpt:

Introduce important characters and people in your life. In the flashback phase also talk about horrible dates you’ve been on and bad relationships you’ve been in. This of course is what will make you [an] expert on men, because you’ve dated so many bad ones that you can give advice on the good ones. But you should also have a Mr. X to reference — a long term relationship or two with a guy from the past that you were in love with but it didn’t work out, hence the reason you’re on your hopeless dating cycle.

» GUESSING GAME: Where might you be if you go on a first date and consume whiskey and tater tots? If Barton Seaver didn't get rid of the tater tots at Bar Pilar, we'd pick that place. But Bourbon — which does serve whiskey — sounds more like it. [Hey Pretty]

» ATTENTION METRO: You have your doorkers and escalumps. You've also defined what conseaterate, sumpnspicious and PlanBDextrous mean. Please add to your list the word "spreaders." [Profiles in Toolness]