People: Paris Catwalks and Copeland Trash Talks

AMATEUR AS IT IS, the video above cracks us up (make sure you see the end). Ah YouTube, how we adore you so. Speaking of Paris Hilton, the heiress is planning on making her trip to jail a catwalk. Um, hello?! Surely she remembers Naomi Campbell's sanitation worker debut? Geez, Paris, that concept is so last season. [NY Daily News; Star Pulse]

» BEWARE THE WRATH OF JACK: Playing The White Stripes' new album before it's released might be exciting at first, but when Jack White phones from Spain to talk to you about it be afraid, be very afraid. Well ... at least she didn't irk this Jack. [Electra, Queen of Snark; AP via Yahoo News]

» WHICH IS SCARIER? Today we find out KFed is considering a second album and That TB Guy doesn't think he did anything wrong. [Entertainment Wise; ABC News]

» VIRGIN FEST WORTH IT? We had been excited to hear that The Police will be headlining this year's Virgin Festival at Pilmico, but Stewart Copeland is making us have second thoughts. [Reuters via Yahoo News]