People: Paris Hilton Gets Skewered

"WHY DO I FEEL DIRTY?" That's what Sarah Silverman asked after she blasted Paris Hilton at last night's MTV Video Awards. The catch? Paris was there and heard every word. In the video above, the heiress winces as Silverman announces, "In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail" to overwhelmingly thunderous applause. Wow. Talk about a blow to the ego. (Warning: Silverman's joke might be a bit rough for some ears.) Maybe this is why Paris turned herself in a wee bit early? [MTV via YouTube; AP via WaPo]

» BEN AND JEN IN FALLS CHURCH? Yup. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner attended the graduation ceremony of a local teen Affleck has befriended over the years. Yeah we can't make fun of this at all, that's actually pretty great. [AP via WaPo]

» WHEN DID SETH ROGEN NOT LOOK OLD? First off, we saw "Knocked Up" this weekend, and it surprised us by actually being, you know, funny. (Ahem, unlike a certain "Pirates"). So if you haven't seen it, add it to your to-do list. Then we found this old video of "Knocked Up" star Seth Rogen on "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn" when he was 19. What's odder than the fact that Kilborn is totally patronizing him and bringing up the fact that Rogen is 19 every five seconds, is that Rogen could have passed for 30 even then. [Ain't It Cool News]

» LILO LOSING IT IN REHAB. Whatever Lindsay Lohan is going through right now doesn't sound pretty. [Fametastic]

Photo of Paris Hilton wax dummy at Madame Tussauds in New York by Rob Loud/Getty Images