People: Eminem, Brit Are Desperate for Material

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EMINEM MEAN TO MIMI? Oh, Eminem, your schtick is getting a little old. Now that you agreed in court not to verbally bash your ex-wife Kim anymore, it seems you're turning your rapping angst to another muse: Mariah Carey, at right. What makes this even lamer is that the inspiration for the latest Marshall Mathers album was a brief affair between the two that allegedly happened in 2001 ... six years ago. Why so long, Emmy? Sounds like you're scrapping the bottom of the controversy barrel (Even though we probably agree with you that Mariah's shorts are WAY too short). [Free Ride/Express; Post Chronicle; AOL Music]

» 'PATHETIC' WASN'T A CHOICE. As if she hasn't had enough ridiculous attention drawn to her recently, Britney Spears is asking her fans to vote for her new album title online. The choices:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like*
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

» WHEW. "Have you seen my new stomach? Are you kidding me? I am not going to ruin that." Shar Jackson modestly states that she's not preggers with K-Fed spawn. [US Magazine]

» A PAC-MAN PRODIGY: A 13-year-old kid gives legendary gamers a run for their money. [ASAP/AP]

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