People: Paris Freed, Now What? Shaq's Show Starts

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NOW WE CAN RELAX! We've had many sleepless nights knowing Miss Paris Hilton has been behind bars (in the words of Borat: ...'NOT!'). Well the time has finally come kiddos. After 22 days, the saga is finally over: Paris has been released. We give her a week (OK, maybe two since she'll be doing TV promos all week talking about how sorry she is) before she's up to her old shenanigans. Yawn. Speaking of starlets, Lindsay Lohan has decided to extend her stay in rehab. Now that Paris is out of the slammer, maybe we'll get to obsess about her daily trials and tribulations in rehab. Hooray? [Reuters via WaPo; Jossip; AP via Yahoo News]

SHAQ ATTACKS SNACKS: Dominating the basketball court is one thing, taking on children's obesity is another. Shaq's new ABC show premieres tonight. [ABC News]

WONDER WHAT WILLIS THINKS? We've heard that Bruce Willis isn't thrilled with the PG-13 rating of his upcoming "Live Free or Die Hard," considering it leaves out the expletive part out of his signature tagline. We bet if he saw these airplane banners for the film he would be bleepin' bleeped. [Post Chronicle; Defamer]

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