People: Stupid Is as Akon Does

'YOU ALREADY KNOW, I WANT TO ... THROW ... YOU?' Oh Akon just when we were starting to forget about you simulating sexual acts with an underage fan on stage, you had to go and do something like this. Irked that a fan threw something at the rapper during a concert — which missed by the way — Akon enlists his bodyguard to find the guy in the crowd and bring him on stage. What happens next? Watch the star pick up and toss the guy from two different video angles. (Warning: Some language might be harsh on sensitive ears.) Man, oh man. Yeah taking your shirt off to do something like this is totally necessary. As it happens, a police investigation is now underway. [Entertainment Wise; YouTube; All Headline News]

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