People: Drummer Survives Plane Crash

RECOVERING
BARKER, DJ AM OK
Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity disc jockey DJ AM are expected to fully recover from burns they suffered in a fiery South Carolina jet crash that killed the other four people aboard, one of their doctors said Sunday. The two suffered second- and third-degree burns but suffered no other injuries from the crash. Such injuries can take a year to fully heal.

PLOTS
WEAPONS OF MASS TASTE DESTRUCTION DISCOVERED
Heather Mills is donating $1 million worth of soy hamburgers, soy hot dogs and soy chicken cutlets to one of the poorest neighborhoods in the Bronx. The vegan animal rights campaigner told the New York Post that she wants to make sure children in the neighborhood "have as many nutritional advantages as anyone else."

AILING
SINGER HOSPITALIZED WITH COMPLICATIONS FROM HEPATITIS C
Natalie Cole, who recently revealed she has hepatitis C, has been hospitalized as a result of side effects from her medication and a heavy promotional schedule. The singer has been in a New York City hospital since Sept. 12.

PHYSICS
STAR BECOMES SELF AWARE, IMPLODES INTO ANTIMATTER
George Michael apologized Sunday after newspapers reported he'd been arrested for drug possession. "I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out," he said, adding, "and to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."

» Pictured left: If Amy Winehouse ever realizes that
she's boring, too, the universe will end.

EXPERIMENTS
VALUABLE DATA YIELDED FOR FUTURE PUBLICITY WHORES
The biggest danger for David Blaine when he hangs upside down above New York's Central Park for 60 hours next week is going blind, says Dr. Massimo Napolitano, who is advising Blaine on the stunt. Hanging upside down for a long time increases blood pressure in the head, especially in the eyes. That could lead to blindness. Napolitano says the stunt could yield valuable data for doctors.

FANS
AUTHOR LOCKS IN VOTES OF PEOPLE WHO WEAR CAPES
J.K. Rowling made a rare foray into politics Saturday, donating $1.8 million to the Labour Party and accusing the Conservatives of discriminating against poor parents trying to work their way out of poverty. "I believe that poor and vulnerable families will fare much better under the Labour Party than they would under a Cameron-led Conservative Party," said Rowling. "David Cameron's promise of tax perks for the married is reminiscent of the Conservative government I experienced as a lone
parent," she said.

With contributions from The Associated Press
Photos by Isaac Brekken/AP; Chris Jackson/Getty Images