People: Locklear Catches DUI

NOOOOOOOO
IS NOTHING SACRED
Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance in the upscale Santa Barbara, Calif., area Saturday. Locklear, 47, was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer after a resident reported her driving erratically. She was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication and later was released.

UNIONS
CANADIANS TOO BUSY WITH FREE HEALTH CARE TO BOTHER
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married this weekend, according to her publicist. Us Weekly reported that the small wedding took place at a resort outside Vancouver, British Columbia, in Canada.

JUDGEMENT
CAMERA WAS ASKING FOR IT
Los Angeles County prosecutors say they will not file felony charges against Kanye West and his manager over an incident in which a paparazzo's camera was broken. Prosecutors referred the case to city attorneys, who will decide whether to charge West with a misdemeanor.

UNDERSTATEMENT
FATHER EMBARRASSES TEEN DAUGHTER MORE THAN USUAL
Prosecutors have charged the father of "Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere with misdemeanor battery. Alan Panettiere faces up to a year in a Los Angeles County jail if convicted. He was arrested on Aug. 11 on suspicion of striking his wife. His arraignment will be held in October.

» Pictured at [left, right]: Michael Lohan pales in comparison.

BUFFY
RIOTS, LOOTING STRIKES COMIC-CONS NATIONWIDE
Sarah Michelle Gellar, who has worked mostly in film since "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" concluded in 2003, will star and executive-produce a new HBO series called "The Wonderful Maladys," E! reported. The show focuses on three siblings who live in New York. Creator Charles Randolph told Variety Gellar's character will have "a kind of zealous immaturity — like a drug addict with a to-do list."

AILING
HOSPITAL RELEASES DJ AM, BUT NOT BARKER
DJ AM has been released from a Georgia hospital after suffering severe burns in a plane crash. "While he is deeply saddened by the events, he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends," said spokeswoman Jenni Weinman. An officer who was among the first on the scene said DJ AM and Travis Barker escaped the flaming wreckage by sliding down a wing. A hospital spokeswoman would not say when Barker was expected to be released.

With contributions from The Associated Press
Photos by Frederick M. Brown/Getty; Dan Steinberg/AP