JOHNNY ZEITGEIST

Alan Colmes to Leave 'Hannity & Colmes'

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COMMENTATOR ALAN COLMES is bowing out of the Fox News Channel show he's hosted with conservative Sean Hannity for 12 years.

With this liberal lion rambling off to a fresh savannah, who can possibly offer a counterpoint as robust, as powerful, as skillfully honed as Colmes'? A few suggestions:

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Teller of Penn & Teller

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A mime. Any one will do.

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And I hear this guy's looking for work.

Better not let your guard down, Hannity. Your competition's going to be just as vigorous as it's always been.

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