Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be This Guy
IS THIS GUY for real? He certainly seems sincere when he talks about finding his "goddess" for "awesome marriage." here are a few more choice excerpts:
THE MAN: "I am much more than a computer scientist. I am a Global Visionary"
THE PLAN: "Transformation of Computers and the Computer Industry into the LIGHT.
Transformation of Science into the LIGHT.
Transformation of Health Care into the LIGHT."
[A lot more stuff gets transformed into the light, but we'll keep it short]
THE WOMAN: "She is NOT a Scientologist."
"She never feels greed."
"She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes."
"She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions
Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions."
"She is deeply disturbed that each day approximately 16,000 children die from hunger-related causes."
"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length."
So line up, ladies, for a global visionary who meditates and lot and has designed sets for "The Music Man." Unless you're a Scientologist, that is.
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