Jackson's Affairs Are Apparently in Order

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» "IT'S OBVIOUS THAT MIKE KNEW what he wanted done with his money. We hope there aren't any greedy mongers around to challenge this man's last testament."
Bossip.com was intrigued to learn that singer Diana Ross is listed as the successor guardian to Michael Jackson's estate, after his mother, Katherine Jackson.

» "ELIJAH DUKES SENT DOWN on Wednesday. Nats host Domestic Violence Awareness Day at Nationals Park on Friday."
@DCSportsBog offers a bit of an explanation as to why Dukes was sent down to the minor league by the Nationals. Dukes has a troubled history of violence and allegedly once threatened to kill his wife.

» "MY DAUGHTER IS ASSERTING that if I make her clean her room, she is going to die. It appears my time has come to abdicate the 'drama queen' crown."
SarahAndTheGoonSquad.com knows the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree, adding, "I maintain that nobody has ever died from cleaning [his or her] bedroom."

» "WOULD YOU RATHER be featured on a billboard in your hometown warning against STDs or be featured in a 'Girls/Guys Gone Wild' commercial only shown late at night, but nationwide?"
IHateSoMuch.com busts out quite the question for "Would You Rather Wednesday" this week.

» "THEY PLAYED THIS incredibly cheesy video with an incredibly cheesy song that reminded me of the 'Freedom Isn't Free' song from 'Team America' and the moment was gone."
Jozaff.blogspot.com finally finished her application for naturalization, and the experience was rather anticlimatic.

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