Putting on the Perez: How the 'Queen of All Media' Can Expand His Empire

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PEREZ HILTON, DARLING. Word on the Internets is that you're expanding your empire: A fashionista blog, Cocoperez.com, is said to be launching tomorrow — and you're hard at work on a a music label imprint, too. Since you're all set to take on the world, we thought we'd try to predict a few more battlefields onto which your conquering army of snark might march.

FITNESS WITH PEREZ
Instead of exchanging harsh words with stars, challenge them to sweat out their grievances with you instead. Want to get into a slap-a-thon with will.i.am? Bring him to a class at L.A. Boxing. Or ask Pamela Anderson to try out pilates class. (You've got to admit "Pilates with Perez" has a certain ring to it).

And who knows? Expanding your fitness training horizons could bring new celeb interview opps. For instance: A certain "Grey's Anatomy" "McDreamy" is known to cycle around Los Angeles. Ahem. All you'd need to do is suit up in spandys, hope on a bike and chat him up about how annoying Ellen Pompeo's Meredith is as you pedal along. Sorry Lance; it's not Livestrong, it's Perezstrong!

FOOD WITH PEREZ
This one is really a no-brainer, doll. It's time to dethrone Rachael Ray and hail a new foodie queen! You're so great at dishing celebrity secrets that dishing on, er, yummy dishes would be a piece of cake.

Of course, you could have celeb chefs like Wolfgang Puck or Gordon Ramsay stop by to help you cook up a marvelous meal or two. And Hollywood restaurants to the stars — Ivy or The Palm — could even send up a recipe of the latest salad Lindsay Lohan nibbled.

If you had a cooking show, D-list celebs — we're talking to you Tara Reid/Kathy Griffin — would totally hop on the chopping block to slice up some onions with you for a little air time. In the words of Emeril, BAM!!! It's a total recipe for success (Just send us a free cook book when it's out next fall).

PETS WITH PEREZ
Trust us, honey, you'd bring the bow WOW to celebrity dog gossip. Tinkerbell is so last season, so what A-list animal paw prints should we be tracking? Give us the pooper-scooper!

Maybe Brad Pitt has a pet cockatoo he gets his feathers ruffled over? Surely Seth Rogen has an iguana he'd love to chat about. Naturally, PETA would sponsor your every endeavor.

Think about it: The next time the Prez swats a fly, Perez could issue a press release! Besides, Animal Planet's Super Bowl halftime "Puppy Bowl" is adorable, but we'd bet that if you did a pet-centric red carpet catwalk before the Oscars, it would be the cat's meow.

» RELATED: "Coo Coo for CocoPerez.com: Perez Hilton Talks About His New Web Site" [Express, Aug. 2009]

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