Top Stops
What's going on tonight?
Sound Bets
Music with a local flavor
Dine & Dash
D.C. eats in quick bites
Booze Clues
D.C. deals:drink them in
Off the Cuffs
Style and error
Broadcast Muse
Small screen, big ideas
The Reelist
Get a movie on
Baggage Check
Ask Dr. Andrea Bonior
Swengali
Sports talk with attitude
Shake Your Foundations: AC/DC's Top 10 Salacious Songs
Print
Like (
» NEW: "A Touch Too Much: AC/DC, 'Backtracks'" [Express, Dec. 2009]
» RELATED: "Lick It Up: Kiss' Top Six Double-Entendre Songs" [Express, Oct. 2009]
» RELATED: "Love at First Feel: AC/DC Live at Verizon Center" [Express, Oct. 2009]
BECAUSE I GOT into AC/DC after Kiss, I had already developed a heightened sense for sniffing out double entendres and testicle japes.
And unlike with the filthy Kiss tunes I walked around singing as a kid while being completely unaware of their meanings, I often had a pretty good idea what I was crooning with AC/DC — though I'm sure I didn't know "The Jack" was about V.D. until I conducted a much more scientific study of the band's lyrics.
With the ancient but forever childish AC/DC returning to Verizon Center tonight, I'm having my own personal tailgate by listening to the band's 10 most salacious songs, which are listed below. I only stopped at 10 because I need to get fitted for my schoolboy outfit. Please add to the filth in the comments; there are at least 20 more jams worthy of "Hustler's" letters section.
»: "Big Jack" from "Black Ice" (2008)
Key Lyric: "Big Jack, Big Jack / He said that he's the only one who got a full sack"
»: "The Jack" from "T.N.T." (1975)
Key Lyric: "But I should have known / That all the cards were comin' / From the bottom of the pack"
»: "Whole Lotta Rosie" from "Let There Be Rock" (1977)
Key Lyric: "She ain't exactly pretty / Ain't exactly small / Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six / You could say she's got it all!"
»: "Heatseeker" from "Blow Up Your Video" (1988)
Key Lyric: "Getting ready to break / Getting ready to go / Get your shoes off and shake / Get your head down and blow"
»: "Girl's Got Rhythm" from "Highway to Hell" (1979)
Key Lyric: "The girl's got rhythm / She's got the backseat rhythm" & "You know she moves like sin / And when she lets me in / It's like liquid love"
»: "Love at First Feel" from "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (1976)
Key Lyric: "I didn't know if you were legal tender / But I spent you just the same"
»: "Let's Get It Up" from "For Those About to Rock We Salute You" (1981)
Key Lyric: "Loose lips sink ships / So come aboard for a pleasure trip / It's high tide, so let's ride / The moon is rising and so am I"
»: "Sink the Pink" from "Fly on the Wall" (1985) and "Who Made Who" (1986)
Key Lyric: "Sink the pink, it's all the fashion / Drink the drink, it's old-fashioned"
»: "Guns for Hire" from "Flick of the Switch" (1983)
Key Lyric: "I'm a smooth operator, a big dictator / Gonna mark you with my brand"
»: "Big Balls" from "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (1976)
Key Lyric: Some balls are held for charity / And some for fancy dress / But when they're held for pleasure / They're the balls that I like best"
Photo courtesy AC/DC
Still Pedal to the Metal: Anvil
Forever Young: Pirate Love & Thee Vicars Mine New Nuggets
Thistle Rock: New Scottish Pipes
Addison Road
You forgot every single song on the BallBreaker Album
By Patrick , Posted October 16, 2009 1:30 PMEverything on Ballbreaker, everything on Highway to Hell, everything on Fly on the Wall, everything on Blow Up Your Video... Wouldn't it be easier to name the songs that shouldn't be on the list? AC/DC rocks!
By K , Posted October 16, 2009 5:59 PMAll songs from AC/DC rocks
By O , Posted November 30, 2009 1:33 PMThis far to hard of a list do judge in anyway....
By Justin , Posted November 30, 2009 1:37 PMIts gotta be Big Balls, noone else could sing that song as well as the late great Bon!
By Susan , Posted November 30, 2009 2:09 PMAC/DC are the most fucking best band ever. Can't wait to see them in concert, even if it's the last time!
By michael thompson , Posted November 30, 2009 2:23 PMhow bout let me put my love into you. that song is actually on a list as one of the top dirtiest songs of all time
"let me cut your cake with my knife"
By kevin , Posted November 30, 2009 3:03 PMWhat about c.o.d.?
By Shawn jenkins , Posted November 30, 2009 3:06 PMNo "Givin' the Dog a Bone"?
By Bone Scott , Posted November 30, 2009 3:16 PMWhat about Little Lover????
By tammy , Posted November 30, 2009 4:12 PMI always thought, "gonna bend you like a G string" was pretty clever.
By Cory , Posted November 30, 2009 5:06 PMwhat about let me put my love into you?
By ACDCman , Posted November 30, 2009 6:16 PMGivin the dog a bone
By Kay LeBoeuf , Posted November 30, 2009 7:34 PMtouch too much.....dealn with danger stoken my skin....love it
By claudelle , Posted November 30, 2009 7:47 PM1. "Got a lip smackin' honey to suck up the jam!" - Safe In New York City
By Matt , Posted December 1, 2009 4:54 AM2. " Her hand went for my throat,as I began to choke,she said "Honey shoot your load" " - Ballbreaker
Need I say more...
seeeeeesh who pick this list any thing off of powerage thats a sick cd
By chris , Posted December 1, 2009 6:52 AMbig balls is'nt even dirty try listening to "GO DOWN" off of( let there be rock)
By Tom , Posted December 1, 2009 7:46 AMgot you by the balls,put the finger on you,big balls,kissin'dynamite,go zone(you'll find a "friend"til the very end!),playing with girls(over the barrel,bottoms up!...)uuuffffffff some many more goodies&dirties fokking great lyrics!!!!but my fav lyrics are from the best song of the band in 80's:SEND FOR THE MAN!!!!!!(this ai'nt no gun in my pocket,I've got the goods in my hand!!!!)ALL HAIL AC/DC!
By ACmaniacDC , Posted December 1, 2009 7:57 AMAll of their songs are dirty! They are the only band that ever delivers double entrendes on a regular basis and I love them!! Sex, dirty lyrics and women are ACDC's raison d'etre and long may they continue! ACDC forever!
By Ibel , Posted December 1, 2009 8:21 AMlet not forget walk all over you.... Take off your high heels let down your hair pardise aint far from there. kick ass song.
By jim , Posted December 1, 2009 1:48 PMLet's not forget "Mistress for Christmas" After all, 'tis the season!
By Brenda , Posted December 2, 2009 12:47 PMall songs by AC/DC ROCK'S OH YEA we can't forget mistress for christmas as it is tis the season
By Robin , Posted December 2, 2009 1:19 PMSQUEALER!!!!!
By kato , Posted December 5, 2009 10:54 AMSHake a leg has to be in there somewhere with the classic line "so stop your grinnin' and drop your linen for me"
AC/DC are one of the best
By Ciaran , Posted December 5, 2009 4:01 PMSqueeler when I held her hand, Squeeler I made her understand, Squeeler when I kissed her lips, Squeeler SUCKED her finger tips, yeah!!!! It started getting hot, it made it hard to stop........!!! That is the classic one that deserves the list
By Bob , Posted December 6, 2009 10:37 AMCrabsody in blue!!!! Hell yeah! I put the Finger on you!!!! Shoot to thrill, Play to kill,
By Tim , Posted December 11, 2009 7:24 AMToo many women too many pills.....
Rock and Roll. AC/DC Melbourne in Feb. Bring it.
How about Misstres for Christmas...
You know what we are talking about
By sven , Posted December 14, 2009 10:00 AMGiven the Dog a bone,has got to be in this mix!
By KENNETH HILTON , Posted December 21, 2009 10:16 PMShook me all night long,she told me to come,but i was already there !
By kenneth hilton , Posted December 21, 2009 10:26 PMlittle lover : i saw a wet patch on her seat was it coca cola
By mike , Posted January 20, 2010 5:29 PM