HOLIDAY CHEER shows no mercy.
THE SENATE SHOULD CONDUCT all its business in verse from here on out, don't you think?
LEONARD BERNSTEIN! No? Shoot.
ANYTHING SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE when delivered in a British accent, but these parlor tricks seem pretty sound. Try 'em at your own risk, though.
THIS MAKES MY CHILDHOOD guitar lessons seem like an even more embarrassing failure.
WITH GUEST APPEARANCES from famous Terp alums like Connie Chung and lyrics like this:
Your inner turtle spends his time inside your heart
It's kinda weird but he's been there from the very start
(Since I was a wee turtle)
Your inner turtle wants for you to spread some cheer
If you do, he'll be smilin' from ear to ear
(I don’t have ears)
Pick him up, pull on his tail
Let him go, happy thoughts prevail
... how this curious little video from the University of Maryland lead to anything BUT happy holidays?
Got inner turtle?
IT'S SURPRISINGLY CATCHY. Sadly, Sen. Hatch is the lyricist, not the singer.
LET'S SAY YOU'RE A REBEL. You've seen the commercials telling you to invest in gold, but you'd rather have something real. Something that purrs.
If Catsforgold.com was a real business, that's what it would deliver. It's not. But it's still funny.
NOW AUTO-TUNED: The moments from this year that you were trying to forget about.
Addison Road