Sit on Santa's Virtual Lap

THE FINE PEOPLE at CEIVA Logic — "the inventor of the digital photo frame," their press release says — had a great idea for a viral Christmas video: allow people to upload a photo of themselves sitting on Santa's lap.

Genius! Almost.

They tucked this bit of niftyness inside a mind-numbing video featuring Santa and his lovable, irrepressibly chatty elf, Ollie, extolling the virtues of — you guessed it — a digital photo frame. Product placement is good. Awkward cross chatter, not so much.

Also, Ollie appears to be unable to CONTROL THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE. His exuberance is still rattling my eardrums.

Here's how it works: Santa and Ollie blabber and blabber and blabber for seemingly interminable minutes, talking about how wonderful family is. Including Ollie's cousin Louie, who's due to be a dad soon. Fascinating.

Then, finally, they ask you to upload a picture as they check out a periodical. With just a smidge too much interest.

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Macy's Parade Gets Rickrolled

RICK ASTLEY just wants to tell you how he's feeling. And to force young people to explain in unison what Rickrolling is to the old people who actually watch the Macy's parade.

Too bad he's nowhere near as good as the new Killers single.

The Heavens Smile Upon You This Day

IF YOU'RE in Australia, that is.

Holiday Mood-Setter: The Marmoset Song

DON'T WORRY, be monkey. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

A Trot Down Turkey Memory Lane

NOTHING SAYS "GRAVITAS" like watching the leader of the free world pose with a tense, frightened bird. Above, a look back at seven years' worth of President Bush trying not to get pecked. Below, the latest pardoning of turkeys Pumpkin and Pecan.

These turkeys won't become food, but they're named after food. How's that for a psych out?

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Alan Colmes to Leave 'Hannity & Colmes'

COMMENTATOR ALAN COLMES is bowing out of the Fox News Channel show he's hosted with conservative Sean Hannity for 12 years.

With this liberal lion rambling off to a fresh savannah, who can possibly offer a counterpoint as robust, as powerful, as skillfully honed as Colmes'? A few suggestions:

Teller of Penn & Teller

A mime. Any one will do.

And I hear this guy's looking for work.

Better not let your guard down, Hannity. Your competition's going to be just as vigorous as it's always been.

When Aging Singers Attack

BOY GEORGE apparently did really want to hurt this guy. Allegedly.

Cure the Creeping Crud

TEMPERATURE DROP got you sniffling? Dreading dealing with family come Thursday? This Scot has a recipe you'll be thankful for.

NBC's 'SNL' on NBC's Keith Morrison

WE WATCH "SATURDAY Night Live" so you don't have to.

OK, OK — we watch the funny clips online and skip the rest just like everyone else. But this is a good one. So here it is, for your enjoyment.

Series of Tubes: A Tribute to Ted Stevens

I'VE SEEN NO more fitting an online tribute than this one to the senator who offered the best commentary on the Internet since Al Gore invented it.

You'll be missed, Ted.

(Video gratefully ganked from the Twitter feed of The Post's Chris Cillizza.)