IT'S LIKE BEING back in math class, except without that soul-crushing sensation of dread.
TWITTER TELLS ME that it's National Oatmeal Day. Which means we're all obligated to take a moment to remember the mushy meal's most memorable spokesman, Wilford Brimley.
Here's Wilford chopping wood:
And at Thanksgiving dinner:
And as Donkey Kong:
Bon appetit!
HOW STRANGE to see a story like this about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
All along, he's seemed to be a level-headed guy.
Replying to a rival in this fashion?
Seems completely unlike him.
Hardly could it be intentional, right?
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GIVE THE GIFT of yourself this holiday season with tchotchkes from ThatsMyFace.com.
Wouldn't some 3D Resin Facial Christmas ornaments take your tree trimmings to the next level?
THERE ARE TOUCHING STORIES, and then there's the tale of Elena Desserich — a 6-year-old with terminal pediatric brain cancer who left loving notes throughout her house for her family to find after she'd passed away.
If this story doesn't leave you just a little verklempt, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
THIS MOVIE WON'T BE OUT for nearly a month, and I'm already tired of it.
REMINDER THAT THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR: I've been going to the gym longer than this kid's been alive, and he's got bigger biceps.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE? Tough to say. But Facebook has decided what'll happen to your profile.
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