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Anna Nicole Smith

OUTRAGE
ANNA NICOLE IS GYRATING IN HER GRAVE
The Texas tycoon who married Anna Nicole Smith in the last year of his life never intended to leave the former stripper any portion of his fortune. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals sided with a Houston jury that said J. Howard Marshall was mentally fit and under no undue pressure when he wrote a will leaving his $1.6 billion estate to his son and nothing to Smith. The decision — if it holds up — is bad news for Smith's 3-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, who is Smith's heir.

EDUCATION
STUDENT CAN NOW ATTEND ONE SEMESTER AT A PRIVATE UNIVERSITY!
Constance McMillen, of Jackson, Miss. — a lesbian high schooler embroiled in a legal flap over her high school's prom policy — received a $30,000 scholarship on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." The teen's school canceled prom after McMillen asked to bring her girlfriend to it.

VICTIMS
THIS DOESN'T SOUND TRUE ...
Despite having previously expressed a desire for H-cup breasts, Heidi Montag said on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" Friday that the law bars further bosom expansion. "I legally can't right now," she said. "The limit is 800cc, and I have 700cc." (A cc is a cubic centimeter.) She also denied being addicted to plastic surgery: "I don't think I am addicted. When you're addicted, you have to do it every day, and, thank God, I don't do it every day. ... I like to do it all in one day."

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Sandra and Jesse

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING ...
'I MAY HAVE CHEATED'
Jesse James says he's sorry for the pain and embarrassment he's caused his wife, Sandra Bullock, and his three children from previous relationships. James told People magazine Thursday that he exhibited "poor judgment" and "I deserve everything bad that is coming my way." Tabloid reports surfaced Wednesday alleging that James had been unfaithful to Bullock, who moved out of the house she shared with James on Monday, People.com reported. The couple have been married since 2005.

OUTRAGE!
HOW DARE HE WANT TO GET PAID, SEEK CLIENTS?!
Heidi Montag has fired Aiden Chase, the psychic she hired to replace Spencer Pratt as her manager, Usmagazine.com reported. A source said Chase asked for a portion of her "Hills" money and offered his services to Audrina Patridge. "He's this creepy older guy who is clearly preying on these young girls," said the source.

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sandra bullockRUMORS
LET THIS BE A LIE
Sandra Bullock is skipping the London premiere of "The Blind Side." "Due to unforeseen personal reasons, a trip abroad to support 'The Blind Side' has been deemed impossible at this time," she said in a statement. The cancellation comes after tattoo model Michelle "Bombshell" McGee told In Touch that she had an 11-month affair with Bullock's husband, Jesse James. "He gave me the impression they were separated," McGee said. "I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man."

LOGIC
BOUNTY HUNTERS STALLED BY HEAVY JAIL SECURITY
An Arizona judge issued a bench warrant Tuesday for Lil Wayne after he failed to appear at a hearing. Lil Wayne's attorney said his client couldn't appear because he is already serving a one-year jail sentence. But the prosecutor said it was the state's position that Lil Wayne is now a convicted felon and that a bench warrant should be issued and his bond be increased to $150,000.

DIRTBAG DIGEST
SUCH SMALL WORDS CAN MEAN SO LITTLE
Michael Lohan received a text from estranged daughter Lindsay Lohan as he awaited a heart procedure Wednesday, according to Radaronline.com. He had a mild heart attack Tuesday. ”OMG. Hope you are okay,„ his daughter wrote. He blamed the heart attack on stress, but added, ”I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, various court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!„

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corey haim, corey feldman, the coreysSAD
COREY HAIM, RIP
Corey Haim was laid to rest Tuesday in Toronto, with more than 200 friends and family in attendance. Fans crowded around the funeral home to pay their respects. Longtime friend Corey Feldman, who did not attend the funeral, posted a goodbye letter to Haim on his Web site, which began: "This is for you on the day of your funeral. First off I am so sorry I am not there with you today. By that I mean my physical body is not with your physical body. However you know that my heart is right at your side."

RELATIONSHIPS
OBSESSION: IT'S WORKED SO WELL FOR HER BEFORE
Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend, Radaronline.com reported. Sam Webb is a Dolce & Gabbana model who lives in London and was seen with Lohan at Fashion Week in both Paris and Milan. "She's obsessed with Sam. She's looking for projects that are based in England so she can be near him," an anonymous source told the Web site. "She's in heaven," the source added.

ATHLETICS
SOOO... WHERE'S TONYA HARDING?
Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman will battle adult film star Gina Lynn, above, in a fight organized by the Celebrity Boxing Association, Radaronline.com reported. Joey Buttafuoco will referee the match. Glassman and Lynn will meet for the first time at a March 31 press conference; the actual fight will take place on May 7.

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Rielle Hunter in GQ

TASETFUL
WHO NEEDS PANTS?
In a GQ interview released Monday, Rielle Hunter says John Edwards still loves her and that his home was already wrecked when their affair began in 2006. "We love each other very much," she said. "And that hasn't changed, and I believe that will be till death do us part. The love doesn't go away. It's unconditional." Despite rumors, Hunter said Edwards has not proposed to her. On Monday morning, Barbara Walters said on "The View" that she'd talked to Hunter, who "cried for two hours" on seeing the GQ story's "repulsive" photos.

MOURNERS
COREY HAIM'S FUNERAL EVEN MORE DEPRESSING
Corey Feldman will not attend Corey Haim's Toronto funeral, Usmagazine.com reported. "The family has decided to make Corey's funeral on Tuesday a small private affair," he said. "I will remain in Los Angeles quietly mourning and planning his memorial." In other Haim news, Toronto denied reports that it is paying for the funeral.

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Corey Haim

CEREMONIES
AID FOR COREY'S FAMILY
Corey Haim's funeral, planned for Tuesday, will be paid for by the city of Toronto, the actor's hometown and, now, his final resting place, "Access Hollywood" reported. City officials had no comment. Also chipping in is Startifacts.com, a celebrity memorabilia site that has offered $20,000 to pay for Haim's tombstone and other expenses. Haim had very little money when he died, sources say.

PHOTOS
PLEASE ENJOY THIS GIANT PIC OF JOY BEHAR'S HEAD
Joy Behar, Cynthia Nixon and the series "Brothers & Sisters" are among this year's recipients of media awards from the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. Presented Saturday in New York, winners of the 21st Annual GLAAD Media Awards also include the sitcom "Parks and Recreation," "The Rachel Maddow Show" and the Lifetime network film "Prayers for Bobby.

YOUNG LOVE
'PERFECT' DOESN'T UNREASONABLY RAISE EXPECTATIONS AT ALL
Demi Lovato, star of the Disney Channel's "Sonny With a Chance," revealed on Friday that she and Joe Jonas are a couple. "Yeah, he is my best friend, and he is incredible," she said on "The Billy Bush Show." Lovato also called Jonas a "complete gentleman" and "perfect." The pair met on the set of "Camp Rock" in 2007 and recently recorded a duet, "Make a Wave."

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AMY WINEHOUSE'DESIGN'
AMY APPROVES!
Amy Winehouse is teaming up with British sportswear designer Fred Perry to create a 17-piece clothing and accessories line, People.com reported. "I'm really excited," Winehouse said Thursday. "We've been working on it for a while, and it's great to see it finally come to fruition." According to Women's Wear Daily, the items, priced between $32 and $150, will be mostly pink and black. Winehouse reportedly attended three design meetings.
» Pictured at right: The complex design process: "Amy, if you like pink and black, blink once."

WHINING
COME ON, GUYS, HELP YOUR FAVORITE FELON!
Chris Brown has issued a plea to fans: Get him radio airplay. "I need y'all's help," he said in an audio message posted on Saynow.com. "It's crazy because a lot of radio stations ... some radio stations aren't playing my records." His music "won't be possible if I'm not relevant on the radio. ... I can't be an underground mixtape artist."

CAREERS
SHE GETS POINTS FOR ORIGINALITY
Husband Spencer Pratt is no longer Heidi Montag's manager, Montag told People.com. Her new manager is a psychic named Aiden Chase. "After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," she said. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."

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Anna Nicole SmithMUSIC
ART IMITATES LIFE
The world premiere of an opera telling Anna Nicole Smith's life story will be presented by Britain's Royal Opera next Feb. 17. "It is not going to be a horrible, sleazy evening," Elaine Padmore of the venue, Covent Garden, told the Guardian. "It is not going to be tawdry; it is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad." The libretto will be written by "Jerry Springer: the Opera" co-creator Richard Thomas.

GIMMICKS
'MADONNA' 'WORKING' 'PERSONALLY' ON 'DESIGNS'
Madonna is launching a fashion line named MG Icon with the company Iconix Brand Group, People.com reported. "Joining forces with Iconix to bring my fashion ideas to consumers is very exciting for me," Madonna said in a statement. The first wave will be a junior collection designed by Madonna and daughter Lourdes. It will be available only at Macy's, starting in August.

WRECKS
AMY TO RUIN LIFE ON BRITISH SOIL
Amy Winehouse and ex-husband Blake Fielder Civil are not remarrying in Las Vegas, Britain's Mirror newspaper reported, contradicting earlier rumors that the pair would wed as soon as Winehouse could secure a visa. "It's basically rubbish," a source told the Mirror. "Blake's rehab means he's not going to be rushing into marriage."

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Lindsay LohanTHE ONE-NAMED
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit claiming that a character in an E-Trade television commercial is modeled after her. Talking babies in the ad engage in chatter that refers to "milkaholic Lindsay." (Or "Lindsey" — the spelling is not specified.) Lohan's name was never mentioned, but her New York lawyer contends that "Lindsay" is an equally recognizable moniker for her client — like that of Oprah or Madonna. Lohan's legal team is seeking an injunction to stop future airings.
» Pictured at left: The babies in the ad also had two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Sue them all!

CELEBRITIES WHO WEAR GLASSES
LISA LOEB, TINA FEY BUSY; JOHN LENNON IS DEAD
"American Idol" finalist Danny Gokey has signed a two-year marketing agreement with an optical company from his home state to promote its glasses. The contract with Wisconsin Vision calls for Gokey to wear up to 60 pairs of the company's glasses, be featured in television and outdoor advertising in Wisconsin and make personal in-store appearances. This is Gokey's first long-term endorsement deal.

KATE'S HAIR
YOU KNOW WHAT'S CHEAPER? A WIG
Kate Gosselin's $7,000 hair extensions are being removed to give her a new look for her "Dancing With the Stars" debut, Radaronline.com reported. She'll have short hair for one day, then more extensions. "We're actually doing three different shades of blonde, a caramel, a beige blond and a little bit of a lighter blonde," said Gosselin's stylist, Ted Gibson.

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Betty WhiteRENISSANCES
A GRAND RE-DEBUT
Former Golden Girl Betty White will appear on "Saturday Night Live," People.com reported. The actress confirmed the gig at Elton John's Oscars viewing party on Sunday night. White has been enjoying renewed popularity since starring in a Snickers ad that aired during the Super Bowl. A Facebook page was dedicated to the goal of her hosting "SNL." "I don't know why or how," she says of her recent boost in fame, "but it's been wonderful." There are as yet no details about what she'll be doing on "SNL."
» Pictured at left: We hope that coordinating pantsuits will resurge along with Betty White.

IMPRISONMENT
LIL WAYNE HAPPY TO HAVE CLOSURE
Lil Wayne was sentenced Monday to a year in jail in New York City for having a loaded gun on his tour bus in 2007, then was taken away to begin his term. The rapper pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He will serve his sentence in city jails, not a state prison, and could be released in about eight months with good behavior.

WHINING
WIFE OF EMBATTLED DIRECTOR MAKES IT ALL ABOUT HERSELF
Roman Polanski's wife, Emmanuelle Seigner, said her husband's imprisonment in a 32-year-old sexual abuse case has diminished her carefree spirit and upset the couple's two children. "I am no longer such a carefree person, I am no longer the same Emmanuelle," Seigner told the Polish magazine Viva! She's convinced "the matter will be solved," however.

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