TUESDAY: Oh, Dane Cook. It's always sad when a comedian who's actually funny — yes, he can be stupid and sexist, but he's got great timing — goes off to do idiotic movies about bumbling blue-collar workers and Jessica Alba's underwear. We're happy to see Cook back doing comedy on a stage, with no bimbos or shopping carts in sight. It's where he belongs.
» Patriot Center, George Mason University, 4500 Patriot Center, Fairfax; Tue., Nov. 3, 7 p.m., $33-$103; 202-397-7328.
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SATURDAY: Mastodon makes epic prog-metal concept records such as "Crack the Skye" with straight faces, many riffs and killer musicianship. The same descriptors apply to Dethklok, the extreme animated band from Adult Swim's "Metalocalypse" show, spearheaded by co-creator and guitar virtuoso Brendon Small. Sure, it's all cartoonish — and totally killer.
Click on the links above to access our previous stories on Mastodon and Dethklok, plus there are several videos after the jump, including the latter's "Bloodlines" clip from its new CD, "Dethalbum II."
» Patriot Center, 4400 University Drive, Fairfax, Va.; with High on Fire and Converge, Sat., Oct. 31, 6:30 p.m., $35; 703-993-3000.
MONDAY: Pink isn't the most accomplished musician or lyricist you've ever encountered, in fact, she sort of embodies the concept of getting by on personality. But what a personality — she's angry and funny and sassy in a way that makes you want to be her friend. And you can dance to every single song. Bonus: The Ting Tings are her opening act.
» RELATED: "Still a Rockstar: Five Reasons Why Pink Rules" [Express, Sept. 2009]
»Patriot Center at George Mason University, 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax, Mon., Sept. 28, 8 p.m., $40-$50; 202-397-7328.
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DON'T CALL Ricardo Arjona a Latin lover-type singer. Although he has the looks and charisma to be marketed as such (and was, early in his career), Arjona prefers to play the role of storyteller in his pop ballads.
"I'm a chronologist; I talk about everything, not just about love," said Arjona in Spanish while in Miami preparing for his 18-city U.S. tour. "I talk about the undocumented [people]; I criticize Latin American society, but also sing about everyday life."
Arjona's storytelling has made him one of the most sought-out Latin artists in his two decade-long career, regularly filling stadiums in Latin America and arenas in the United States. While big-arena concertgoers can expect bright lights, video backdrops and pyrotechnics, Arjona also employs a theatrical musical-like setup and actors who play the roles of characters in his songs.
SUNDAY: SQUEEEEEE!
Sorry. We didn't mean to do that. Every time the New Kids on the Block come to town, all the hormones of junior high come flooding back. You probably had a poster of at least one of these proto-Jonas Brothers hanging up in your seventh-grade locker. They sold more than 80 million albums in the '80s and early '90s. Take that Joe, Nick and Kevin.
Just off of their New Kids on the Block Cruise that embarked last month, everyone's favorite man band (40 is the new 30, right?) will be back in town with old hits like, "Hangin' Tough" and "Step By Step." You'll be able to hear new music like, "2 In The Morning" and "Single" from their latest album, "The Block."
Go on and indulge your inner 13-year-old. We won't judge.
» Patriot Center, 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax; with Jabbawockeez, Sun., June 7, 7 p.m., $13-$78; 202-397-7328.
Written by Express' Nicole Ocran
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SATURDAY: The art of the impersonation had fallen into disrepute; it took modern comics, especially Frank Caliendo, right, to restore luster to the subgenre. The star of "Frank TV" comes to the Patriot Center on Saturday with Bill Engvall.
» Patriot Center, GMU, 4400 University Drive, Fairfax; Sat., May 9, 8 p.m., $49.50; 703-573-7328.
Written by Express' Arion Berger
THIS WEEKEND: Eat your heart out, Cirque du Soleil. There's a new cast of awe-inspiring air tumblers on the scene and we don't have to go to Vegas to see them. The National Acrobats of China put on a dazzling display of juggling, illusions and otherfeats that is guaranteed to make you wish you hadn't given up gymnastics when you were 8.
The group has won numerous awards and has toured extensively around the world. Hey, and it solves the age-old question: what do those 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts do after puberty hits?
Center for the Arts at George Mason University, Route 123 and Braddock Road; Fri. and Sat., April 17 and 18, 2 p.m. and 8 p.m., $23-$46; 703-993-8888.
Written by Express' Brian Austin
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THIS WEEK: One of opera's most enduring tragedies — and that's saying a lot — "Tosca" remains as riveting as it was at its 1900 premiere in Rome. Puccini's tale of a headstrong singer's downward spiral, tugged along by her heart and the jealousies of men around her, comes to George Mason University's Center for the Arts in a Virginia opera production of lavish fidelity to the soul of the story.
» GMU, Center for the Arts, Braddock Road & Route 123, Fairfax; Fri., Feb. 13, 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m., $44-$98; 888-945-2468.
Written by Arion Berger
FOUR WORDS: clowns running from bulls. Poor life choices, comic relief, and all the intensity you can cram into eight seconds, comes with the Professional Bull Riders to the Patriot Center on Saturday and Sunday. Cowboy hat not included.
» Patriot Center, 4500 Patriot Circle, Fairfax; Sat. , Jan. 24, 7:30 p.m. & Sun., Jan. 25, 2:30 p.m., $20-$65; 800-551-7328.
Written by Express' Eric Anderson
WHEN RYAN ADAMS ISN'T busy blogging ("Cardinal Cave") or penning fiction ("Infinity Blues," due in April), he's in a rock band — a very good one. The Cardinals, Adams' backing band since 2005, though the lineup has shifted, seems to have finally harnessed Adams' multiple musical personalities.
With "Cardinology," the band's latest album, Adams and the Cardinals continue the trend they set on 2007's "Easy Tiger" — spacey jams, pedal-steel-tinged rockers and country-folk rockers.
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